We had a very enjoyable stay in San Blas for several days and have now moved on to Isla Isabela, a National Wildlife Preserve that was made famous by Jacques Cousteau in one of his films over 30 years ago. On our way down the coast we had to pass up anchoring here due to a crowded anchorage and a southern ocean swell that would have made anchoring difficult. This time we arrived at about 2PM yesterday to find the anchorage empty, and only one other boat joined us later in the afternoon. There was very little wind all day, so we motor-sailed over, using our mainsail to assist the engine with what little wind there was. The 30 mile passage took us about 5 hours of autopilot-and-GPS-guided effortless voyaging to arrive exactly at the anchorage.
We arrived in Isla Isabella to the sight of hundreds of birds circling in the sky and an initial smell of bird shit (“eau de avian” according to Ed of A Cappella), which had us wondering why we came. We shut up the boat from the “fresh air” of Isla Isabela on the first night to get away from the smell, using our fans to circulate the cooler air in the boat – not sure what we would do when it got hotter on the next day. We met John and Bridget of Sailsoon (in the picture), who were anchored next to us, and they offered to guide us on a tour of the main island. Note the black dots in the air above were hundreds of birds circling over the rather barren island.
I actually had the thought that the Galapagos might not be the wonderful place I have been envisioning, if the smell is this bad. I tried to eat a ham sandwich for lunch and all I could smell was bird shit, which caused my stomach to reject the food. Sheilagh suggested this might be the basis for a new diet – just rub some bird shit lotion under your nose before eating, and anything you tried to eat would turn your stomach. We are scheduled to leave tomorrow for a 15-hour trip to Mazatlan, but we may end up leaving earlier, if we can’t keep any food down.
Later in the day we invited John and Bridget over for a spaghetti dinner that evening and a chance to get to know one another better. I was feeling queasy all afternoon. I couldn’t get the smell of bird shit out of my nostrils and each time I noticed the smell a bit stronger, it went right to my stomach. About an hour before our guests were due to come over, Sheilagh pulled out some cherry syrup that was advertised as a way to settle an upset stomach, and I took the allotted dose. No sooner did I swallow it than my stomach protested in a big way and strongly urged me to get to a head. I made it to the head in time, dropped to my knees, and began “worshipping at the porcelain shrine” as my daughter, Kimberly, would have put it.
My stomach felt a bit better after the purging, but it was a little late to cancel the dinner. I made it through dinner with very little food consumption by me and I was a bit quieter during the conversation than I usually am. It’s difficult to “keep it all together” when one has the constant urge to puke. I was ready to take off last night and get away from the smell, but fishermen had ringed the anchorage with buoys guarding nets at about 5PM, preventing our escape until morning, when the buoys and nets would be pulled in. Not to belabor my pain and anguish, I made it through the night and we set off for Mazatlan by noon. Nothing like the smell of fresh air blowing over the boat!
I’m convinced that people who want to preserve nature in its primitive state have never experienced it in its primitive state. Isla Isabela could use some heavy doses of air freshener to make this a pleasant experience. Or perhaps someone could be paid to clean up after the birds, since they won’t clean up after themselves. Hey how about creating aviaries and zoos; so we can see nature in its primitive state but don’t have to smell it? Do I sound like a curmudgeon? So be it!
More later . . .
My stomach felt a bit better after the purging, but it was a little late to cancel the dinner. I made it through dinner with very little food consumption by me and I was a bit quieter during the conversation than I usually am. It’s difficult to “keep it all together” when one has the constant urge to puke. I was ready to take off last night and get away from the smell, but fishermen had ringed the anchorage with buoys guarding nets at about 5PM, preventing our escape until morning, when the buoys and nets would be pulled in. Not to belabor my pain and anguish, I made it through the night and we set off for Mazatlan by noon. Nothing like the smell of fresh air blowing over the boat!
I’m convinced that people who want to preserve nature in its primitive state have never experienced it in its primitive state. Isla Isabela could use some heavy doses of air freshener to make this a pleasant experience. Or perhaps someone could be paid to clean up after the birds, since they won’t clean up after themselves. Hey how about creating aviaries and zoos; so we can see nature in its primitive state but don’t have to smell it? Do I sound like a curmudgeon? So be it!
More later . . .
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